updog

when you have a big ass wart on your butt crack.

I have a fuckin updog on my ass right now.

by jon galasso August 17, 2003

updog

Unfunny Prolonged Discourse Of Geniuses

Guy 1: "Did you hear about the updog?"
Guy 2: "What's updog?
Guy 1: "Unfunny Prolonged Discourse Of Geniuses."

by Jemeefria November 2, 2018

updog

what is updog I hear you say? Not much dog, whats up with you?

A way to physically immobilise your friends or enemies with the power of simple speech

symptoms may conclude include Corona virus , heart attack, Bubonic plague and LIGMA.

Yuri: My friend got updog today.
Joe:What's updog?
Yuri:not much dog, whats up with you?
Joe:*sneezes and dies*

by weetabix4me February 7, 2020

Updog

Updog, like when "boomers," make stupid jabs at suppers. Sup dog. Also known as sahdudes back in the day. All because their small PPs don't understand the double given meaning hang loose. It can be taken as complimentary because we both know if you get hang loose and ride the wave then you just get it.

Asshat: smells like updog in here
Spiritual hand ninja: smells more like asshat. At least my whole personality isn't based off words with one letter taken out on urban dictionary

by ||♡|| December 18, 2020

updog

When you burn someone and they can't come back with a response.

Yea, I updogged that fool.

by Jackie Hussein October 4, 2003

updog

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)

Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

updog

(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.

Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."

Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007