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Umineko

Short for Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a badass murder-mystery anime series aired in Japan between July 2nd and December 24th, 2009. It deals with the events that unfold on the fictional island of Rokkenjima when the head of an incredibly rich family calls the entire family to the island to discuss the distribution of the family's wealth in the event of the head's death.

However, mysterious deaths start occurring the first night on the island, with everything somehow tying into the legend of the "Golden Witch," Beatrice -- who is rumored to have been a close acquaintance of the family head. Battler Ushiromiya (that's right, his name is fucking BATTLER. It doesn't get much more badass than that), the protagonist of the series, refuses to acknowledge Beatrice, and instead insists that all of the murders can be explained using "real" and "physical" means - even those that seem to be impossible for humans to have accomplished.

Long story short, everybody dies (at least everyone who was on the island), more witches appear than I can even count, and Battler eventually becomes a sorcerer who wields a badass SHINY GOLD LONGSWORD that lets him SPEAK IN BLUE-, RED-, AND EVEN GOLD-COLORED TEXT.

Originally a series of visual novel games which were later adapted into an anime. Made by the same people responsible for Higurashi.
Person 1: Hey, did you catch the latest Umineko episode last night?

Person 2: You mean the one where five of the people get their faces ripped off, or the one where Kanon gets his owned in the heart by a shiny drill/stake thing?
by meteoryte January 3, 2010
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Unintensive

Antonym of Intensive.

Easy, uninvolved, not difficult, fairly straightforward, simple, etc, etc.
The job was unintensive for bob. (E.G. easy)

The algorithm is not the easiest to understand, but very processor untintensive. (E.G. fast for processor)

Managing a birthday party is rather unintensive in comparison to managing a funeral or marriage (E.G. uncomplicated)
by Flynn Clubbaire October 29, 2011
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unintelligible

when a dumbass writes something you can't understand
Joy your last message was a bit unintelligible
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uninsanitationalizationalizing

Crazy. Or something that is insane. Making no sense. Invented to describe something in high school art class.
That piece of art that Randi made is uninsanitationalizationalizing! I mean, Look at it Ms. Scott, it's just crazy. It's almost as bad as the scaps I have on my hand.
by JERJR January 18, 2009
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Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
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uninstil

noun

refers to a gradual or progressive measure which functions in reverse to instil. Whereby instil is a measure which gradually but firmly establishes in the mind of either an individual or a society at large ( a predefined idea/ attitude, viewpoint or cultural or social norm ) . uninstil however in contrast, functions so to very progressively and gradually subvert, alter or efface a person or societies preexisting social political, cultural or religious idea, viewpoint or norm.
uninstil can best be described as the progressive and gradual eroding and effacing of the cultural, religious and social norms of American Indians.
by Baron Neville March 18, 2017
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Umina Beach

A beautiful small town on the NSW Central Coast. Likely to be the next big boom town on the coast.

Other insecure coasties like to look down on Umina due to the residents historically being elderly or slightly poorer than other towns such as terrigal. The town has some issues with kids drinking and vandalism at night, but no worse than nearby areas such as Terrigal and The Entrance.

It is one of the closest areas of the Central Coast to sydney and many people commute from there to Sydney everyday. All in all a very nice place to live or a weekend away.
Terrigal is too overcrowded lets go to Umina Beach
by billiejoe87 August 1, 2010
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