unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Unhappy

A feeling of being not happy.

Unhappy

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 6, 2020

unhappy trail

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.

by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

Unhappy

Describes almost every fuckin day in pauls life since 9/1/2003! with no end in site

If you tried to stick it in your girls but, while having some grass around your pole, she would be unhappy

by Hank1 September 9, 2006

unhapinated

Unpleasant, not happy, so angry that you might Hulk out on Freddie Prinze Jr.

This bastardization of the english language unhapinates me

by yuko December 8, 2003

Unhappiness

A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.

Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, and I had to drop a hairy deuce.

by Chips August 11, 2004

unhapinated

Unpleasant, not happy, so angry that you might Hulk out on Freddie Prinze Jr.

Beer in my cereal makes me pretty unhapinated.

by yuko December 8, 2003