underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".

College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”

by Vonthako November 2, 2009

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 October 6, 2016

understatement of the century

something said that states the obvious, often falling short of the truth.

guy 1: Bush was a sucky president.
guy 2: That's the understatement of the century.

by yellowcurvedhead March 27, 2010

underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

understatement

To say that such phrase or sentence is not well defined and/or weak in its own definition

Person A: I think Richard Simmons is gay.

Person B: That's an understatement.

by ___the_underscore___ April 5, 2010

underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

by Frank Grapes July 23, 2003