unpureness

The act of not being pure

Hey! Stop acting a fo' and being all unpureness. You douchebag.

by pinkisthenewblack November 29, 2010

umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

Unpurchaseable

Unable to be acquired by money, deeds, work, or achievement.

Redemption is an unpurchaseable gift.

by OVANKOL June 18, 2017

Umurnae

A widely used Scottish word, meaning “I am not” …. that makes no sense whatsoever to non Scottish people

Don’t even try to work it out, you can’t. It just is

Can be extended to Nawumurnae meaning “No, I am not” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Jac: “Nawumurnae guan tae the shoap fur ye in this weather, it’s fuckin’ pissin doon ya fud”

by Miss_De_Meaner October 31, 2022

Umpire

Blind

Umpires are blind

by Louis42 March 27, 2017

upurs

a shortend version of up yours
used scare off people who piss you off

Kim: well i thought we could make a cake later.
Jim: Upurs get away you freak.
Kim:( no come back )
Jim: yessssssssssssssss it worked

by someone in the world July 29, 2005

umper

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

by bogart March 7, 2005