UBUNTU

The act of ho-ing one's bitch out to buy crack. Prevalent in small african villages or inner cities were AIDS are rampant.

Yo nigga lets go UBUNTU it up tonight. I got la fonda workin down on that corner so we can get us some blow.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2010

Ubuntu-ing

Verb: The unnecessary installing, reinstalling and tweaking of computer operating systems:,mostly Linux based (ie Ubuntu) but also applies to the UNNECESSARY rooting of android phones.

Hey, you’re 6 hours late, what the hell happened?

“Dude I dual installed Ubuntu and windows on my PC, ands changed the icon to cat that looks like it’s on acid!”

Why?

“….silence “

I thought you were over Ubuntu-ing! Son of a bitch!

by Cbass34 February 28, 2023

Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.

HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!

by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009

ubuntu

To ejaculate on a womans face.

John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!

by ubuntu007 May 6, 2009

ubuntu

An operating system that claims that it's easy to use, but in reality requires a PHD in Computer Science.

Ubuntu's slogan: "Ubuntu: Linux for Human Beings".

I can't even figure out how to get on the internets. Does that make me an alien?

by DBotch January 11, 2007

ubuntu

another word for pooping

hey i just ubuntu'd better not go in there!

by The Prince September 15, 2005

Ubuntuizing

The act of using ubuntu or other third-party OS systems.

Man,I was ubuntuizing last night, on my comp... w00t!

by CompNerd05132 November 7, 2007