UwU Speech

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

uwucutesingle

A cringe motherfucker that promotes child gambling.

I Hate uwucutesingle very much.

by Jeseetc February 23, 2023

UWaterloo of the South

Also known the MIT, it is the American counterpart of the objectively better university, uwaterloo

Bob: Applying for universities is so stressful, getting into uwaterloo of the south is easy but getting into uwaterloo is what I'm aiming for
Fred: You wanna go to uwaterloo? You're insane you need to be a genius to go there. Just go to uwaterloo of the south like us common folks

by uwaterlooofthesouth January 18, 2021

uwucatphobia

It's a phobia of uwu cats and the first person to use it was big mama eternal on YouTube

Person : I have uwucatphobia because uwucatphobia are so cringe

by AmaIsVeryDumb August 15, 2021

UwU Cat Boy

An incredibly contagious disease that turns gacha characters into steriotypical gay bottom femboys. Studies have shown to be most common in males around the ages of 15-19, some sympoms of this disease are:
-Shrinking to the size of an eight year old
-Wearing all pink, or any other pastel colour
-Being horny 24/7
-Being in heat, despite being a human male
-Having no free will
-Wearing ridiculously short skirts and tops that are most likely against the school's dress code
If you, or anyone you know shows signs of this disease, call the hospital immediatley, for this is an incredibly infectious disease. There is still no cure to be found, but, if treated in time and with therapy and exorcism, it can be prevented and even annulated

UwU Cat Boy: UwU
Normal human being: Wtf

by GrilledGoat May 7, 2021

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

uwu cult

The uwu cult is a cult of 18 members and 200+ messages. It is situated on the website of wattpad. Their moto is they’ll kill Trump with an ice cube, claiming the evidence will ‘melt away.’

The flag is a pride flag with Trump in an ice cube with uwu’s all around.

The uwu cult has a petition, we need to sign it

by splogy_2017 August 12, 2020