Unrequited love is like an erection lasting longer than four hours. You're in constant pain, it's incredibly embarrassing because everyone can see it, and it's too *hard* to get any work done or even leave the house.
"Omg, did you see that guy's unrequited love? It's so obvious!"
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."
by NeoRobot77 March 7, 2017
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Unreturned love, for those of you with a less poetic nature!
Unreturned love, for those of you with a less poetic nature!
Person 1: Unrequited love hurts more than shitting out plastic bricks.
Person 2: You've shat plastic bricks? You sick bastard!
Person 2: You've shat plastic bricks? You sick bastard!
by notachav January 21, 2006
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by David Mitchell June 13, 2004
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Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"
Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
by kkkoolnthegang July 18, 2009
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by canonlibel February 26, 2010
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by individualcharacter January 11, 2010
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