Typewriter

any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/

Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?!

by Ras906 November 1, 2010

typewriter

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Miami Typewriter

Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.

Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.

by Just Aristides September 23, 2018

Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.

I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.

by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019

Brown typewriter

After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.

Just brown typewritered my friend after the movie.

by Diarrhea palace69 February 19, 2023

Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*

by CrossProduct October 1, 2010

Kenosha Typewriter

The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.

She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.

by CaseJackal October 25, 2011