twunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

Twincident

Any sort of incident of occurrence, involving or focusing on a set of twins.

"Wow! "Did you see Tanner's amazing pass to Weston?"
"Yeah, that was quite a twincident"

by G-rel May 5, 2008

twundle

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Twunk

A homosexual term used to describe a young man (usually between 18-25) that has the face of a twink, with the physique of a hunk. Usually a twunk's body is not as "ripped" as a "hunk", but if they went to the gym, the twunk could have the body of a hunk.

That Twunk should either loose some weight and shave all his body hair off to call himself a twink, or go to Planet Fitness to work out and be a full fledged HUNK! He is SO confusing!

by TWUNK90 July 19, 2010

Twunk

A boy from late teens to early twenties with the slim structure of a twink. The primary difference is that they work out a bit and have slim muscle. Alex Henley from skins is a prime example.

Person 1: "Wow, what a twunk!"

Person 2: "Yeah, look at those pecs!"

by bobfilascio June 1, 2019

Twuntasaurus Rex

The combination of twat + cunt + my favorite dinosaur.

Oh great, the fucking Twuntasaurus Rex showed up for work today...gonna be a long one.

by NullDotCom April 28, 2010

Twunt

A combination of Twat and Cunt; A cowardly man with no moral compass. No self confidence, no respect for himself or others. Yet he thinks women are beneath him.

The only feasible way to describe this creature is by combining these two words in attempt to describe what little a man he truly is. Twat and Cunt were just to good for this soul sucking entity.

Wow! After all these years who knew Noah was a Twunt?

Jeez Todd, I never seen a Twunt in real life.

by Tamdria Love August 28, 2019