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two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.
man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked
by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011
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tobit

Tobit was an amazing dog at KMHS, he was sumoyad who loved everyone and everyone love him. He passed at 12 years old and will be very missed.
Student: yo I’m so sad tobit died
Other student: me too, it wasn’t very cash money of him
by ciara_kellsss on insta February 23, 2019
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Tobit

An amazing dog at KMHS who that died recently. He was a big fluffy sumoyad who loved everyone and everyone loved him. He was 12 years old when he died and will be loved and missed at school
Student: yo did you hear about Tobit, I’m so sad
Other student: yea i did, that wasn’t very cash money of him
by ciara_kellsss on insta February 23, 2019
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tobithebee

tobithebee is the sexiest tiktok account out there! the account is run by tobi, the sexiest transformer to ever live xe are hot, amazing, funny, sexy, funny, hilarious, and just overall hilarious
Y/n "hey dod you see what *tobithebee* posted today?"

addison rea "yeah i love xyr account, xyr so funny!!"
by tobithebeedrinkspiss69 July 3, 2021
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TobiTheG4m3r

One of the best gamers out there, if not the very best. TobiTheG4m3r is a hardcore gamer that spends most of his time on video games such as Clash of Clans, Clash Royale, and Fortnite Battle Royale only to name a few. As you can probably tell TobiTheG4m3r is a HARDCORE gamer. Legend says that the name was created by Apple's Game Center. TobiTheG4m3r can also be used as a username when playing Kahoot. Naming yourself this indicates to everyone else that they stand no chance in winning this game of Kahoot as the ultimate gamer is present
Random shitter: "Ayo wtf this guy just double pumped me for 220 dmg!! He totally pwned me!
TobiTheG4m3r: "Haha, yea THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!"

Teacher: "Who put their name as TobiTheG4m3r on Kahoot?"
TobiTheG4m3r: "I did. AND I WILL DOMINATE!!!"

Random person: BOO!
TobiTheG4m3r: I ain't scared bitch, I AM TOBITHEG4M3R AND I WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YOUR FORTNITE LOBBIES!!!! *Evil laugh*
by BigBoyDaCool October 25, 2022
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Twobiff

Pronunciation: TWA-biff

Noun

Trump Worshipping Other-Blaming Ignorant Fart Fondler.

A slur to summarize the majority of Donald Trump supporters that only blame others for issues and offer no useful solutions. It is partially synonymous with "Karen/Kevin" and antonym to "libtard". To be used as a separate word to appeal to a wider description of Trump supporters that show minimal (if any) critical thinking skills and blindly accept whatever Trump says.
Person 1: Trump was under attack by the FBI at Maralago and the feds should be investigating Hunter Biden's laptop hidden in Nancy Pelosi's desk by the George Soros deepstate.
Person 2: You're a complete twobiff
by TheLegendaryYeet August 26, 2022
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Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in
We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.
by Austin November 16, 2004
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