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two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006
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Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
by G'stein June 21, 2008
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Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.
"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."
by VDE April 4, 2008
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Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
by Fishmalk December 10, 2011
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Two Timer

A crap that takes two flushes.
Man, i just had a two timer!
by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005
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