A euphemism for crotch, in terms of the female anatomy (aka vagina). As heard in S08E04 of Bob’s Burgers.
Catherine: “They’ve been bullying Kendra—and this one gal, Laurie, she...”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”
Chris: “She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink!”
Catherine: “It’s the word we use for ‘crotch’.”
by WaftingWisdom February 20, 2018
Get the tinkle-dink mug.When a man accidentally touches the tip of his penis against the toilet water when sitting down to produce fecal matter and / or urine.
Man, this water is pretty high, I hope I dont Tinkle Dunk my wiener in the toilet water while I'm pooping.
by CKRR April 28, 2011
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Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
Get the twinkie defense mug.A defense tactic which seeks to excuse someone's behavior by evading responsibility. In the actual case, the defense effectively blamed the actions of the defendant on too much sugar derived from eating Twinkies.
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Get the sweedes making my Twinkie doo mug.The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
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