twigger

noun—An appropriate (if offensive) label given to non-fats by those of the larger persuasion. This term was coined during a meeting of the Hairy Fat Man Association. This term is often associated with those skinny people deemed worthy to serve their great fat masters. While often associated with beanpoler disorder, this term is not synonymous with midget. Midgets are to be revered and given the proper respect (and shoulder rides when applicable).

"Oh, I didn't see you standing behind that flagpole, twigger!"
"Boy! Yes, you there, twigger! Fetch me another mug of sausage gravy and a box of Zingers!"
"Did you say something, twigger? I can't hear you—your air's too thin!"

by Hairy Fat Man Association February 19, 2013

twigger

A black person who uses the social networking site twitter

Guy 1: hey do you use twitter?
Guy 2: yeah, I guess you can say I'm a twigger
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: cuz I'm black!
Guy 1: hahaha good one!

by Ferris buller May 7, 2009

Twaggie

A traditional tag in the Twittersphere as exemplified by the Web comic Twaggies

When someone's tweet is turned into a Web comic, s/he has been twagged and the tweet has been turned into a twaggie

by resila June 18, 2011

twiggmeister

A person known for being slow, who is alergic to life and is an obvious virgin

Stop being a twiggmeister, you won't have an alergic reaction

by _sam November 24, 2016

Twigiest

Very skinny

She is the twigiest of all twigs.

by jay1994 June 16, 2017

Twigged it

British, to "get it", cotton on, understand something.

Ah, then I twigged it. They all had a thing for Ralph.

by 3dogmum August 3, 2017

tiggies

some big titties

that girl has some nice tiggies!

by rodney May 7, 2003