thicctional

when a girl looks thicc in pictures but is flatter than a pancake in real life.

" I met up with this girl friday and her ass was thicctional. I couldn't even grab it."

"Her ass looked so good in them nudes but after meeting with her, i found out it was thicctional

by averagepolska220 May 25, 2017

Thicctionary

A book of people whom r double cheeked up

Yo beanie pass the thicctionary, gotta add the new girl

by Broomdicker January 16, 2020

timation

Sense of timing

Learn and explore exciting timation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

Trilationship

When 3 people are involved in 1 relationship. Sort of like a " love triangle."

Noah: "Did you hear about the freaky trilationship that Penelope, Ana and Steve have?"

Collin: " No, tell me about it?"

Noah: "Well, Ana dated Steve, but they broke up. Then Penelope dated Steve, but Steve still loved Ana, so Steve asked Ana if she wanted to date the both of them, as in Steve and Penelope. She said yes. So now, Penelope, Ana and Steve are all together."

Collin: "Sounds like a G-Rated Orgy. Fo sho."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

Twitition

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010

timation

Sense of timing

Learn and explore exciting timation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

triction

a portmanteau blend of "truth" + "fiction" - it defines the rhetorical technique of combining facts with complete bullshit in an attempt to either sound credible or convince people that what they are saying is true. it could be done consciously or unwittingly

what he is saying is utter triction.

by psdmccartney July 5, 2017