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tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.
He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue
by breauxdel September 8, 2006
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Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.
(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!
by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011
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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011
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tweezerbation

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.
perry eggman is a tweezerbater.
by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005
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Tweezer

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.
"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".
by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010
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Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.
Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!
by B&S Customs Inc. November 7, 2006
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tweeked

You tweeked me out!
by Jacob Leeson June 9, 2004
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