tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005

tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!

by Bill Davis (the original) July 28, 2008

Wild Tweagle

A Crazy Innapropriate,Milk Swinging, Most Likely Mean, ,Overweight,Caucasian,Person Possibly Found In Arizona And May Attack So Beware.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT WILD TWEAGLE, ITS GOING TO ATTACK!

by -DavidCrue- November 13, 2011

Tweedles

Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.

I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.

by SilentVendetta September 23, 2010

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Tweegers

A sensation in various parts of the body produced when the person witnesses something gross, scary or unpleasant

Amy felt her tweegers go when she looked over the edge of the tall building she was on

by drvtrv May 1, 2016