TWEEDLE DICK

Tweedle Dick: a person whom thinks he his shit together, really he is a dick. One whom thinks he cool and really sucks.
They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets

Did you here the shit Tweedle Dick was saying! Man he's not cool.

by bart desert February 26, 2009

tweedle dum

If u have a tweedle dum it will be the best feeling ever she is the best person ever and you should love them to pieces. It's partner is tweedle Dee and they are from the movie 'Alice in wonderland'

My tweedle dum is the best person ever

by Rosie shaw September 3, 2016

tweedle dee

Tweedle Dee is a fat short little man from Alice in wonderland.:-/

Alice:Who are you?
Tweedle Dee:Tweedle Dee,of course!
Alice:Oh the fat chubby short one?
Tweedle Dee:What?Where did you hear that?
Alice:Urban Dictionary!

by HarryPotterChickenNugget December 10, 2017

tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

tweedle twat

An affectionate name for your girlfriend.

Hi, I'd like you to meet my tweedle twat.

by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

by E and L October 4, 2006

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010