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The tuft of hair growing from the top cleft of the buttocks.
Ay man! Shave that tweed. It looks like a treasure troll peeking out your butt crack.
Tweed by RectalThermom February 9, 2017
Tweed = Weed
Mandy: You still want that 10 draw you asked for?
Cassie: Yeh Yeh, Anything for da tweed.
Mandy: No cat piss in this one, made from pure weed an gud old seringe.
Cassie: kk, im off to make the good ole spliff now...
Tweed by Jessica December 10, 2003
in between the age of pre-teen and teen
"You don't know things your just a tweed."
tweed by Staples worker October 4, 2008
Stage name for the most annoying, dirty-hippie, abnoxious, hypocrite, alcoholic, cheater,... need i go on.
It's a good thing you cute!
watch out for this guy girls!
Sandy "Tweed! Never thinks of anyone but himself!"
Sarah "He doesn't know when to stop!"
Lindsey "He cheated on me!"
Jenn "He took advantage of me while i was high!"
Sam "He's only nice when he wants something from you."
A Tweed is an (otherwise) dweeb who smokes weed. The tweed may have niche interests and or know a lot, but they also know how to have a good time!
Did that nerd just spark a spliff? (Scoff) What a tweed!

Shut up Kyle, YOU'RE the tweed!

Lol ur mom's a tweed.

8=====D
Tweed by cockprancer May 11, 2019
Smoking a mixture of meth and weed at the same time.
Hey man we on dat tweed it's that speed weed.
Tweed by Busty packelford June 24, 2019