Twatmonster

The child of a person who is a twat

My neighbors kid is a twatmonster

by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

Twatton Mouth

When your mouth tastes like vagina for seemingly no reason.

John: I really wanna eat some pink stuff to get rid of this twatton mouth. Though, that would only exacerbate the situation.

by JohnXJigglypuff May 13, 2009

Twatonomics

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.

Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

twanson

A twenty dollar bill

Do you have change for a twanson?
yeah, I have a half twanson and 2 quarter twansons.

how much is a gram going for these days?
ohh dudde a twanson

by unicornprincess November 25, 2011

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

twatmonkeywhore

An idiot with low morals.

Jake is such a twatmonkeywhore for trying to hook up with his best friend’s chick.

by Ezarc December 29, 2021