twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

twat waffle by icemft99 January 2, 2009

Twat waffle

I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.

See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle

Twat waffle by Cubble99 July 26, 2014

Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by Missj09 November 16, 2009

Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

Twat Waffle by VendettaWylde April 21, 2011

twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

twat waffle by Ashlor February 11, 2010

Twat Waffle

twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.

When the girl removed her chain mail bathing suit I noticed she had twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by uzirider79 February 23, 2009

twat waffle

A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.

Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"

twat waffle by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009