1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.
2. A large crick.
3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.
A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.
2. A large crick.
3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.
A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.
by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010
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when twitter banned Ivan Couture multiple times for a several hours, he got mad and said that this was homophobic. so he called twitter, twinkter.
when twitter banned Ivan Couture multiple times for a several hours, he got mad and said that this was homophobic. so he called twitter, twinkter.
i hate twinkter!!
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he often fucks ugly bitches and gives rimjobs to men
he often fucks ugly bitches and gives rimjobs to men
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A combination of wanker and gangsta. One who is emulating the mannerisms of African-American urban street culture poorly. Typically used to describe a teenage rural caucasion amateur rap artist with little to no talent; though it is not implicitly race, age, or geographically limited.
A combination of wanker and gangsta. One who is emulating the mannerisms of African-American urban street culture poorly. Typically used to describe a teenage rural caucasion amateur rap artist with little to no talent; though it is not implicitly race, age, or geographically limited.
Skeeter: So Jeff- I mean 'MC White-out', my bad- hows life in Kansas as a newly emerged wankster?
Je...- MC White-Out: Aw dawg why you doin' me like that? Sheeet mang, word.
Je...- MC White-Out: Aw dawg why you doin' me like that? Sheeet mang, word.
by revscrj July 15, 2013
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Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.
People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.
Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.
Bad or painful foreplay
Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.
People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.
Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.
Bad or painful foreplay
Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla
Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!
Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.
Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla
Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!
Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.
Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.
by askme1 August 10, 2014
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