twisted 

To be really mean or cruel; to act or say something sick, usually in the form of spreading sexual gossip about a particular person.

Howard Dean and John Kerry: Two Faggots who fuk butt!
Yes indeedy! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

twisted by Eat my shit, Liberals! April 18, 2005

Twisted 

To get high and pissed at the same time.
It's one of the best feelings in the world and is fun to do on your first time getting stoned.

Jack: Hey dude, do you wanna get twisted at that party on Saturday?
Ben: Sure just as long as you don't send me west.

Twisted by SophieInAwe September 10, 2013

twisted 

this is the name of the state of mind after someone has consumed many hits of acid or eaten some mushrooms; helps people understand how messed up the kids are while they are enjoying their trip

I ate a 10 hit strip about an hour ago, I am seeing some weird stuff and you'll never be able to understand how twisted I am.

twisted by ScottBrothers November 19, 2006

twisted 

to be drunk of your ass

Yo we got twisted before we went to dat party!

twisted by Shanteezie March 21, 2004

Twisted 

Having a good time with friends, on a night out!

We going to get Twisted

Twisted by Haley Davison April 9, 2015

twisted 

fucked up off of coke. but not yakked out.

I was so twisted last night man, that ball was so ill.

twisted by cocaine love April 27, 2006

twisted 

to be enjoying one of life's greatest gift. For those no in the know, to being highly under the the influence of God's greatest gift. This gift is also know by its initials: LSD.

Man, I was so twisted after consuming a strip of the bomb L.

twisted by Scott Brothers December 13, 2006