twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

Thater thot

A THOT with very nice/large tits.

Bro look at her huge thater thots

by BigJoeStiffie May 17, 2018

twatermellon

When a woman has a watermellon shaped sack of fat from her stomach to her vagina.

"Look at Miss Roch's twatermellon.. that shits nasty."

by Shawn Parent March 28, 2008

twatery

A place where twats are known to frequent

I.e. large retail outlet

What a twatery that place is

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

Twihater

Twihaters seem more obsessed with the Twilight saga than 'Twihards' themselves. They put all thier energy into hating this saga that they actually forget their point. They hate Edward because he is described as beautiful. Really guys? COME ON. It seems Twihaters are the ones who are obsessed here, so obsessed with hating a bunch of books for no apparent reason. And why carry on reading ALL FOUR BOOKS, when the first one 'was a piece of shit'.
It seems like hating twilight has become a hobby now. Yeahh.. and people who like twilight are obsessed..

Find another hobby yeah? Instead of slagging off 'a terrible piece of literature' sitting in your dark room at your computer desk searching for other things to hate because you have no social life.

Seriously go fuck yourselves and your harry-potter-butt-sex friends. Maybe that will give you something else to do. Another hobby maybe?

If you really hate twilight so much ,IGNORE IT! And stop going on about it! If you hated it so much you wouldn't keep obsessing over how 'shit' it is. You would just IGNORE it. Thats what i do with things i hate- not fucking obsess over them.

Admit it. The real reason you hate twilight is because girls think a fictional character is better than you.

You like Jane Austen so much? Get the fuck away from twilight and go read it then. Get your fix of good literature.

Guy1: Hey! Isn't Twilight a piece of shit!? People keep going on about that EDWARD guy ughh.

Guy2: I totally know what you mean, im going to go back to my mothers house, raid my fridge, sit my fat arse back at my computer desk, and complain about it to people online because i have absolutley no social life and i am jealous that a fictional character can get some, and i can't.

Guy1: Me too! It's not as if i have anything else to do in my shitty square pathetic world. Obsessing over how shit twilight is, is now my hobby! Yay! Im totally a selfproclaimed Twihater now.

Guy2: And afterwards lets go have butt sex with harry potter. Have you seen his sexy wand?

by You mother likes Harry Potter July 21, 2009

Tweater

A Twitterer who frequently posts about their meals or favorite foods.

@bettycrocker is a real Tweater.

by Julie Wright August 27, 2008

twatermelon

It is when vagina is fucked so hard that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green on the outside.

''man, i was with my girl all day. i made a twatermelon in between her legs.''
''She thought she was a freak, but i turned her vagina into a twatermelon.''

by benharless March 13, 2008