When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
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Redneck Craphole USA. Probably the most backward town on earth and home to the world's largest high school. Students love to holler, "rrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW!"
The locals do a lot of drinking and worship an old cornball drunk from Moro(n) Bottom, Arkansas who flunked out of Podunk High School but was still admitted to Bammer.
The locals do a lot of drinking and worship an old cornball drunk from Moro(n) Bottom, Arkansas who flunked out of Podunk High School but was still admitted to Bammer.
We might be dumbern possum shit out here in Tuscaloosa, but we got tway-uv, kant um tway-uv true to life national champion chips!
by Elouise Hampton September 14, 2007
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by CocoSantango July 26, 2014
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Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”
Doctor: “Oh, you mean a Tuscaloosa Tightrope? Aaaaaaabsolutely.”
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