Torturing The Turtle

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

by Matlor March 6, 2008

turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

turkling

A baby turkey.

There was a group of turklings in my yard with their mom.

by CircaLucid May 3, 2018

Turtling

When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole

“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”

by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019

sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.

Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.

by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013

Tortling

The act of interacting with a turtle

That person over there near the turtle pen in the zoo is tortling right now

by DefectivePotato01 October 28, 2022