chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

Toronto turtleneck

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.

Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.

by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019

turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.

"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."

by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010

turtlenecker

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.

Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!

by KungFooBar November 13, 2011

Turtleneck

An Uncut Dick

Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck

by jonfizzle November 13, 2003

turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies

Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!

by angelofrelevance April 28, 2020