"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
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I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!
I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!
I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011
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A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
Get the Turkish Hair Sniff mug.The women who are Turkish. I will talk about the ones that live in Turkey. (There are 7 Turkish republics in the world.)
Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.
Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.
They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.
They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.
They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.
Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.
When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.
Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.
They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.
They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.
They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.
Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.
When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
by jaydendylan September 21, 2011
Get the Turkish women mug.The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Get the turkish royal mug.Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.
Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.
by TurkishChad November 13, 2020
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