1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005
The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 26, 2009
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!
by Kristenkooster October 26, 2017