Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
by bradyBlunderbooth November 7, 2009
The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.
Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.
Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.
Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."
This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009
by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020
The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012
A great sandwich for when your on the run.
Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
by user_rule March 11, 2009