paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

Amber Turd

To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....

To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....

To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........

If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"

Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....

.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........

I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......

If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......

by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022

Amber Turd

When you Amber Turd a situation.
Used as a replacement for “Shit The Bed”

Yesterday I was supposed to pickup my grandmother from the airport. I completely Amber Turd when I was late by 5 hours.

by Zee13Sikkalo April 25, 2022

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016