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tuchus oyfn tish

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.
"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013
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tunchi

Tunchi is a slang term for synthetic marijuana, or spice.
He hit the tunchi and couldnt move. I cant smoke no tunchi no more...
by Louie V sav February 26, 2017
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turcrabtopus

Turcrabtopus is a special holiday dish, a spin on the traditional Turducken. Turcrabtopus is made up of turkey which is stuffed with an octopus which all of it sits on a set of crab legs. Turcrabtopus can be made with bacon layered on top because 'Murica. Plenty of images can be found on the internet but because the name hasn't been official, you may have to search by keywords "turkey crab octopus".
Would anyone like a slice of turcrabtopus?
by Dniedacess February 4, 2016
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tuchelized

verb

1. The act of consuming excessive alcoholic servings (a liquid) resulting in accelerated aging and physical metamorphic transformation
2. A term generally used to summarize a series of bad decisions and regrets from a previous night
John Doe went out with co-workers and got tuchelized.
by Yampa Country February 8, 2018
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time torch

The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)
Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019
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Truche

A combination of "true," and "touche." A way of saying "I'm wrong, you're right."
Pronounced "True-shay."
"Fuck man, the toaster's broken!"
"It's not plugged in."
"Truche."
by GullibleZine November 6, 2006
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torch baby

(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.
Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.
by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013
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