tunkey

adj. firm; undercooked; not squishy. Often used to describe vegetables.

"These carrots are awfully tunkey tonight!"

by tunkalicious February 3, 2012

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

tunkels

male reproductive parts

"Everyone wants the Tunkels"

by RetroTesticles March 15, 2009

turketor

Note:

He was picked on by fellow turkeys because of his skin condition that he started developing at a young age. The turkeys often called him 'reptillipoultry' or 'flaky'.

note:a note for turketor's biography

by blablabla December 1, 2003

turketor

an ordinary turkey looked down upon be most other turkeys. During her school years, he got picked on a lot. Later in life, his anger built up so he broke out at the turkeys who over powered him and put him in shame. That is how tuketor came to be. After a while he figured that if he raised a huge army of chipmunks that he could over power the turkeys that shamed him. People let him develop his army because they thoght that they could never be over powered by 'petty chipmuks'. That was their fatal mistake. He later grew powerful and his chipmunks did indeed enforce turketor's new tyranny. Although the most powerful turkey in history, he was assassinated by a of a larger species's hired assassin, Miss Paula, now dreaded by turkeys. Luckily he had a priest that could reincarnate turketor's soul into a little red man. That man now has hermitized at an unknown place to all, waiting and plotting his next poer sceme. It is a very sad story of a turkey who ended up ruining his life into more misery because of how others treated him in her young years.

-It's Turketor! Where's our eggs?!
-all hail turketor!

by this is about turketor. Not me! December 1, 2003

Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

by ô¿ô February 28, 2011

tuckett

Ginger pubed freak, that enjoys taking advantage over Fuglies when they are passed out.
takin advantage = being fucked by pogs.
etc. www.tubgirl.com

Tuckett was being a tuckett at new years eve party.
hehehhe.

by Kerry Clyde. March 25, 2003