trumputee

Trumputee: noun. A person incapable of seeing their own corruption while using an argument that doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Trumputees are only able to see what's on their side of the fence.

by asisee February 25, 2020

tromplet

The early version of a trombone.

"The tromplet was making funny noises during the song."

by Lennythehappyflower February 8, 2022

TROMPUDA

a mexican girl with big lips

my trompuda is coming over tonight

by jOSUE fRUM SAN jO May 31, 2007

Trombuddy

A friend of your's who is in the trombone section of your school band. They are always loyal to other trombuddies, but have a fiery disliking for the baritards (baritones). The trombone section leader is often seen as the "trombuddy overlord."

"I've forgotten my sheet music!"
"Don't worry, you can look off of mine."
"Thanks, trombuddy."

"We cool; we trombuddies."

"It's an E natural!"
"Gosh, he is such a baritard."

"The trombuddy overlord brought us donuts during sectionals."

by teddybearswag November 27, 2013

tromphonda

A mother fucker that shoves a trompet up his assbang in the back seat of a Honda Civic while getting mouth fuck by a fagalicious fuckbag of a man you got me

Don't get near me u mother fuckin tromphonda

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Tromp

When one focuses all thought to walking. Tromping most often occurs after smoking weed or after taking psychedelics. To become aware of a tromp, simply focus all of your mind on the simple act of moving your feet.

"I tromped my brains out on the beach"

by hakken1218 September 27, 2011

tromphonium

Take off the slide of a trombone, put a mouthpeice into the hole where the slide goes. TAADADADAA!!!!!!!!!

Resembles a euphonium/alto horn when bell points backwards

Trombonist: I was so bored at band camp i played tromphonium

All other band members: (shiftty eys) Yes, indeed...????~~!!!

Drummers: huh?

by Hsdfdfghfadfdf April 28, 2007