Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Frat Boy Triathlon

Playing a game of beer bong, followed by a round of boxing, followed by a game of chess. That is called a set you must win 2/3 sets to win the Frat Boy Triathlon. (FBT)

Did you here mike passed out in the last chess game of the Frat Boy Triathlon?

by FBT Champion August 27, 2011

The Triathlon

A three part sex maneuver where the man receives oral then has anal and vaginal sex with his partner but does not have a orgasm causing blue balls, making this the most painful sex position.

Norah and John did the triathlon last night.

by SawyerSex December 17, 2008

black triathlon

when a group of balck people try to run away from the cops. and to do so the usally throw that random wigger to the ground to distract the cops. so the cops bet the niglet out of the white kid. while the blacks are being tazerd

that black triathlon was so funny

by cacrazy October 16, 2010

K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009

Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020