Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.

Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"

by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009

tread on a frog

To break wind LOUDLY & UNEXPECTEDLY!!!

"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKSSHHLLOOOOOPPPZZIPP>> .... errr pardon me"
"oh, did you tread on a frog dear"?
"yes, and I think I've shat myself n'all"

by clairem April 8, 2007

tread water

Telling somebody to go away. Also said to unimportant people in your life when they try to talk to you. Or how you feel when you feel that you can't move forward.

guy1: Why haven't got a new girl friend
guy2: because I can 't move on
Guy1: she was 5years ago...
guy2: I know
Guy1: Ugh, you love to tread water

by R.A Tommy July 4, 2009

tread marks

The crusty brown streaks left inside underwear. Usually the result of simple nastiness.

Laura must use tongs because of the tread marks in George's thongs.

by nekedpig August 5, 2008

Tread marks

a game played only by jewish childern attending private school
considred a sport

That game is tight .
Tread marks cal tread trad marks.

by Michael Coolmonkey April 20, 2004

Tread Marks

A stupid tank game made by LDA games. You can battle or race and its stupid. What a stupd name too! Azn's don't even deserve to play this game!

Tread Marks is stupid!

by haNd1287 April 20, 2004

tread easily

To be cautious, not allowing yourself to let down your guard, to expect the worse to come.

I better "tread easily" I know I got beef with these people! Anything is bound to happen.

by Luckkyyy September 7, 2016