Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

Transplantee

Someone that has had a organ transplant and lived long enough to recovery from that procedure.

As a heart transplantee he dedicated his life to encouraging others, to consider becoming organ donors themselves, in order to save the lives of others.

by CaptD May 10, 2021

Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".

Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"

by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015

Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.

As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells

by classicbadger January 26, 2021

Translantonym

1. A translantonym is a word spoken in a foreign language that is the antonym of a word in your native language.

Come up with your own translantonym. It's more fun that way.

by Rob R August 30, 2006

transpuntation

The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.

Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.

Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.

Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'

Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*

by minase8888 December 14, 2010

Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 28, 2011