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Transcapitalism

An ideology created by two friends in October of 2021. It boosts the idea of making the most of your assigned gender at birth in order to fund your gender transition. Using what you have in order to create a better and happier future for yourself.
Example: selling your eggs or becoming a sperm donor and using that money to support your hormone replacement therapy.
Atlas: Dude, I finally sold my eggs this weekend and I think i’ll finally be able to afford top surgery!
Chaz: No way that’s awesome ! Transcapitalism for the win!
by kaikaizombieman June 22, 2022
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Transmaculate

to do bodily harm, specifically to grandchildren and tricky Brazilian footballers.
Granny: "Evan, get over so I can fucking transmaculate ya".
by dvggan December 10, 2022
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transrapist

A transwoman, post gender reassignment surgery, that does not disclose her trans status to new sex partners prior to intercourse because she is afraid of rejection. This person is committing rape by deception.
Be careful with Sheena - she's a transrapist. Last year, she had sex with Kyle and never told him that she was born with a lady stick.
by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017
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Transesapate

1. A fetish pleasure of watching or even being transformed in reality or delusion.
Also: 2. A fetish pleasure of watching someone or yourself be possesed or being possesed supernatrally or physically.
"Bumblebee is my favorite transformer and I can't wait to see bumblebee transform out of his awesome Camaro car mode so I can transesapate while it's kicking butt!"
by Quelzvern September 12, 2009
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transasparagusestablishmentaranism

When you eat Asparagus, and sleep with your partner, and their pee stinks instead of yours.
It was so funny last night. I had an episode of transasparagusestablishmentaranism. My boyfriend and I went out to dinner, I had asparagus. We went home and went right to bed. In the middle of the night he got up to pee and HIS pee smelled like asparagus. Mine didn't!
by The Dougout November 29, 2016
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Aural Transmutation

The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation!

Girl: What's that?

Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song.

Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World"
by Actraiser81 June 5, 2011
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transmat

by boogerpicker May 15, 2003
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