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Greyhound Trainer

A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.
"That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."
by Clearlite November 14, 2011
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Pokémon Trainered

You sneak a glance at some stranger out of curiosity and they see you and talk to you.

It connects to when a trainer in the game sees you and forces you to talk and fight them.
This morning when I took my dog out. I snuck a glance at this weird dude taking pictures of a car and he started talking to me...

I got Pokémon Trainered.
by Exodus0077 July 8, 2015
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the dolphin trainer

When taking your lady from behind you pull out and stick it into her starfish without warning. Thus causing her to make a noise like a dolphin uhuh...uhuhuhuhuh...uhuhuhuhuh.
I was making some sweet doggy with my lady and I saw that she was texting at the same time so I engaged the dolphin trainer...lesson learned.
by PhattestD May 24, 2017
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Anal Trainer

A very short training anal dildo usually between 3 - 5 inches long. Girls use it to get ready for the real thing.
Cecilia practiced long and hard with an anal trainer for years to become pro at anal sex.
by Snuke September 10, 2007
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Dog Trainer

Slang: A pseudo-derogatory term referring to a lesbian woman who adheres to the stereotypical male gender archetype; otherwise known as butch or dykes, by other lesbians. A Dog Trainer will have the mannerisms, dress, and attitude of a male, but is not considered gender challenged.
Femme, androgynous, and 'tom boysian' lesbians typically hold Dog Trainers in distain since they recipricate the older stereotypes of lesbians.
"I saw Morgan yesterday, she cut her hair so short... she's turning into such a Dog Trainer."
by Jenna A. January 11, 2009
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panda trainer

a racial slur for chinese people stemming from the fact that there are pandas in china.
Random white guy: you fucking panda trainer go back to china.
by seans October 13, 2009
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unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
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