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Track Suit Puma Daddy

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A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
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The track stand is a bicycle maneuver in which the cyclist perches over the bike, trying to hold it almost stationary. The track stand may look, to a non-cyclist as if the rider is about to lunge forward, which may happen if the cyclist loses control of the bike.

To “track stand” is to hold a bicycle more or less stationary by perching over the cycle and rocking back and fourth slightly such that it does not fall down, as it would if it were completely still.

This move is easier to perform on a fixed-gear, or (racing) track bike, hence the name. The direct drive from pedals to drivetrain on a ‘track bike’ allow the cyclist to gently rock back and fourth. Timed track stands competitions now feature at many bike messenger and fixed bike enthusiast meets.

The move is also used widely by mountain bikers. Since the freewheel, which only engages when the cranks are pedaled forward, is common on mountain bikes, the technique usually involves a slight incline so that the cyclist can gently pedal up and allow the bike to rock back. This allows a biker to pause before negotiating a particularly technical bit of terrain such as a deep crevasse, a jump or a stream.

Any cyclist can hold a track stand on any bike for about fifteen seconds, often long enough for a light to change color, or enough of a pause to stop for a stop sign without stepping off of the pedals and leaving the riding position.

Like a lot of US slang, the term can be used as a noun or a verb, or even an adjective for the particularly linguistically obtuse.
The Chinese acrobat busted a track stand and then 30 people made a pyramid on top of her and the bike.

When I hold a track stand at an intersection, drivers think that I am trying to bomb through, not stand still, perhaps due to the perched-over-the bike position.

Dude, time me while I do a track stand on my new fixie – while wearing tight jeans, $2,000 worth of trendy clothing and a bunch of heavy shit stuffed into a messenger bag.
by Professor reZz December 18, 2007
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Traccy smack

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When you have a sweaty bat wing and you need to discreetly free it by putting your hands in your tracksuit pockets and givin a lil smack.
Should i risk a traccy smack dude?

Go for it, she'll never suspect a thing!
by vandammetreatment March 8, 2015
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Track Shack

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A magical place of Adult fun and debauchery. It is located in a small rural Minnesota college town. On weekends many people would show up sober and somehow leave completely trashed within a couple of hours. The shack was founded in the early spring of 2017 by 4 members of college track team. There is a oil painting of the founders on the wall. If you go to the Track Shack it is almost custom that you play Toss of Fate, by the time the game is finished you will most likely be assimilated into Track Shack culture, also don’t be too alarmed to see a person doing a naked lap round the house, there is a 69% chance that will happen. Be sure to look for the “Captain” of the Track Shack, which is really just a really drunk guy in a sailor hat. Also check out the dance floor, it is pretty lit.
Kingles: Track Shack this weekend?

Big Daddy G: LFG!!!

The Captain: Don’t tell coach!
by Black squirrel February 25, 2018
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Tray Stacker

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1.) Someone(s) that can only be asked to stack trays with confidence. Incapable of anything that takes a brain stem.

2.) People that don't check the forums each day.

3.) People that need to L2PLAY.
"Lawl, Puddingbrain is a Tray Stacker. L2PLAY!"
by ShamelessGuild July 22, 2009
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Track-sition

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The beautiful effect that occurs when a band, such as Arcade Fire, transitions from on track to another without stopping the song. It produces one fluent sound that is orgasmic to the ears of the listener. Shivers down the spine then ensue.
Chad: Brobocop, did you check out that album from Arcade Fire?

Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?

Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!

Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.

Both: Bro! (slap five)
by ChabsBlows August 10, 2010
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