Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Topless Tuesday

Possibly one of the best creations ever on Tumblr. Arousing boys since early 2011, girls on Tumblr are supposed to post a picture of themselves without a t-shirt (and sometimes a bra) every Tuesday.

Jack: Why's everyone putting naked photos up on Tumblr?
Dave: It's topless Tuesday!

by kezimorta September 24, 2011

Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

topless tutor

tutor gets naked when a student answers questions correctly.

Lexy: Guys, that's not in the topless tutor rules!
Us: Yes it is! now get naked, bitch.

by titsmcgee September 6, 2007

topless roll

Common term for a roll around or hook-up where the shirt comes off and the pants stay on.

Q: Did you have sex with him? A: No, we just rolled around. Q: Was it a nudie roll? A: Yes (if nude); No, just a topless roll (if pants were left on); No, it was very PG (if all clothes left on).

by Nudierollqueen January 12, 2008

topless boxing

Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.

My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.

by Illam August 9, 2007

Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"

by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009