Call a tow truck 

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

Call a tow truck by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

super tow truck 

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks

I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.

super tow truck by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

Tijuana Tow Truck 

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

Tijuana Tow Truck by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

super tow truck 

A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter

The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!

super tow truck by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

super tow truck 

a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.

I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!

super tow truck by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004

super tow truck 

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.

Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.

super tow truck by Anonymous October 9, 2002

Talladega Tow Truck 

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.

She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck

Talladega Tow Truck by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019