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Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.
Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!
by James Glenridge December 24, 2008
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Keyboard-toughie

Term invented in the early 2000 by Dr Mario. Term used to describe an individual that talk sh1t on the internet completly protected in their home home.

They would never do that in public, being shy, timid, reserved individual. But because they have complete impunity, they show their real morality and talk, act like sh1t.
Kid(BBQ) : you are a stupid ass h0le, I did your mother last night...

Dr Mario : Oh come on don't be a keyboard toughie now...
by Dr Mario July 12, 2004
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touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 11, 2011
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Touchi

Touchi

From Vulgar Latin "to offend."

A misspelling of the word touché.

Sometimes confused with "touchy," which can make your statement sound inappropriate and may describe you when you realize you've used the word incorrectly.

Sometimes used by people who think they are always right.
Good point; touchi.

Ew! Don't do that to me!
by mrongey August 29, 2016
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touchle

To place a finger/ hand upon something, usually in a Provocative manner.
Ma’am, could you point to where he Touchled you indicating to the Doll.
by VespaLeader April 21, 2019
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toughie clan

A family that hold the last name of "Tough"
They consider themselves to be a 'Clan' and tend to be extremely silly but caring. They're also crazy. If you meet a member of the Toughie Clan, be sure you snatch that last name to gain membership too.
The Toughie Clan waltzed around the shopping centre, with a member hitting a statue for fun.
by TotallyNotAFinnishGirl October 2, 2020
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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
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