Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.
by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019
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A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .
As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.
@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"
A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .
As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.
@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"
That touchception won the Seahawks the game on Monday.
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nfl refs replacement ref packer packers seahawks seattle 12th man green bay mnf monday night football twitter td touchdown int interception fail bullshit football
by You Know Who I Am ! September 26, 2012
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A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.
Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.
by Zycon December 9, 2007
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The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"
The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"
by -=DC=- February 24, 2011
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Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly
Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly
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