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Torked

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.
Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.
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Daddy rein pounded his Torblet
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torked

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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torked

to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.
L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."
by steve carroll January 25, 2005
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Torkeo

to be godly or full of life,
amazingly incredible, awsome,
friendly,fricken bad-ass
sally was being very much a torkeo
by stephen saunders October 19, 2007
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Torkles

Alice's demand for torkles per month is given by q=10-2p, and Hector's demand for torkles per month is given by q=9-3p
by damn i hate this class October 25, 2008
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torked off

That guy's blaring his horn and yelling at me. I think he's torked off.
by Bobby64 April 21, 2011
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