timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

togger

A slang word for football/soccer

Im off to play some togger on the pitch

by Lazaroo March 22, 2004

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Jammy Todger

When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.

Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style

Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger

by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008

toiger

Freaky Deaky Dutch for tiger

Toit like a toiger!

by blah-so September 15, 2003

Toegers

Strange long toes that appear to look like fingers.

"I hate when my toegers hang over my flip flops."

by Savvyskater February 10, 2009

Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010