Toothpick flag

A home-made tiny flag constructed with a toothpick and one of those tiny page-marker post-its. Usually used for flag planting. Alternatively, one of the manufactured country flags commonly used in food arrangements can be used if you and your roommates are of distinctly different ethnicities.

Ever since Jim moved in, our room has become completely filled with toothpick flags.

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.

"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"

by the doll August 15, 2006

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond May 13, 2005

Toothpick Tegal

When you have a toothpick for a weiner and two gumdrops for balls

Hey look at erik, he has a Toothpick Tegal

by DonkeyBitch November 9, 2009

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022