A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.
First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
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First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
by Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Tijuana toothpaste mug.A game of spite where one person squeezes a seemingly impossible blob of toothpaste out of the nearly-used-up toothpaste tube, thus making it even harder for the next person to squeeze out toothpaste.
L: "Wow - I thought we finished that tube yesterday"
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
M: "I just squeezed a blob, now you're up. It's Toothpaste Jenga, baby."
by mjbiz3000 September 19, 2009
Get the Toothpaste Jenga mug.by scbe6811 September 2, 2010
Get the toothpaste tongue mug.The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.
Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.
by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011
Get the Unclean Toothpaste mug.It is a term for a day of adjustment.It is a rule where when you change something, it takes one day to adjust. Like when you buy a new tube of toothpaste and use it for the first time you find it awful but the next time you totally forget about it. Or when you drive on the other side of the road in another country , it takes one day to adjust to the change.
"Oh, it's like the toothpaste rule"
"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "
"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."
"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "
"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "
"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."
"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "
by Piewarrior June 20, 2016
Get the The Toothpaste Rule mug.The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”
Class: “Fuck you!”
Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
Class: “Fuck you!”
Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019
Get the Elephant Toothpaste mug.When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
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