Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
by J. Cox December 27, 2008
Get the 'Tooth Fairy mug.I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009
Get the tooth fairy agnostic mug.When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010
Get the Tooth Fairy Surprise mug.The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
by FartMomma December 30, 2023
Get the Tooth Fairy Lipstick mug.You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
by arcturusprime November 19, 2010
Get the tallahassee tooth fairy mug.When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013
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