tooth fairy
tooth fairy by TekbotYT September 26, 2025
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'Tooth Fairy
Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
'Tooth Fairy by J. Cox December 27, 2008
tooth fairy agnostic
I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
tooth fairy agnostic by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009
Tooth Fairy Surprise
When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
Tooth Fairy Surprise by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010
Tooth Fairy Lipstick
The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
Tooth Fairy Lipstick by FartMomma December 30, 2023
tallahassee tooth fairy
You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
tallahassee tooth fairy by arcturusprime November 19, 2010
the tooth fairy
When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
the tooth fairy by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013