twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008

tomfooleries

mischiefous tricks, very similar to "shenanigans"

god i hate this sly little kid, hes always getting up to tomfooleries, little bastard

by cooklington December 2, 2004

#toocoolforschool

this hashtag is used for people who are very cool. even so cool they’re too cool for school.

britt and thijmen are #toocoolforschool

by britt10102 May 1, 2021

tooflol

hilarious.

tooflol.

by lolfoot June 22, 2021

Tomfooler

Synonym for Troll; used in the formal sense.

2021: "We do a little trolling."
1821: "We participate in the occasional act of tomfoolery."

by Vl4dm1 Putin June 22, 2021

Tomfoolery

If you commit the tragic crime that is tomfoolery, a man by the name of Marti will come after you and personally escort you out because you were the center of it like Nick.

Hey! Stop with the Tomfoolery!

by iamsocoollolloser November 1, 2022

tomfoolery

An act of stupid and mischievous behaviour, commonly in the form of a prank, and can sometimes be illegal.

1) Ed: Want to pee in the beer bong and get some gronk to drink it?

Anna: Yeah man! That's some high quality toomfoolery in the making!

2) Ange Autopsy: You guys made me look like a total idiot last night. *cries hysterically*

DM: Awww DUDE it was all in the name of tomfoolery!

by apaz July 21, 2009